AN OCCASIONAL CHARIOTEER
By Andrei Dorian Gheorghe
Because I was a bad charioteer
for my own ideas,
I just went to the constellation Auriga
to learn more about this job.
There I opted for the Flaming Star Nebula
and stopped right in its bright capital.
-I don't think I can teach you too much -
the star AE Aurigae told me.
Meanwhile, the world has evolved
and animal traction is no longer fashionable.
Maybe you should look
for a driving school!